Transparency & Legal Framework

Rules, Mechanics & Disclaimers

beunicorn.lol is a satirical game for tech founders, builders, and community backers.

Mandatory Entertainment & Satire Statement

beunicorn.lol is a satirical entertainment platform. "Valuations," "unicorn," "decacorn," and similar terms are symbolic game mechanics only and do not represent real company valuations, equity, ownership, investment returns, or any financial instrument. Paying to boost a listing or "invest" in one does not grant any ownership, profit share, refund, or legal claim of any kind. All payments are final and non-refundable. Names, photos, and social handles entered by users are self-reported and not verified for identity or authenticity.

How It Works ($1 = $10,000,000)

Traditional venture capital is slow, bureaucratic, and gatekept. On beunicorn.lol, any startup can achieve Unicorn ($1B+) or Decacorn ($10B+) status through direct community backing.

Conversion Rate: Every real $1.00 USD paid instantly generates $10,000,000 in displayed symbolic platform valuation.
Dual Funding Channels: Companies can self-fund their own ranking, or any third-party enthusiast can "invest" to push their favorite startup up the leaderboard.
Zero Accounts Needed: Founders submit with an optional email to receive a cryptographically secure magic edit link. Backers enter any self-reported name or Twitter/X handle.

Valuation Tiers

Seed Stage(Sub-billion early-stage valuation.)

Min: $0($0 paid)

Unicorn($1 Billion+ satirical valuation tier.)

Min: $1.00 B($100 paid)

Decacorn($10 Billion+ elite powerhouse tier.)

Min: $10.00 B($1,000 paid)

Hectocorn($100 Billion+ mega-cap titan tier.)

Min: $100.00 B($10,000 paid)

Trillion Club($1 Trillion+ sovereign market monarch.)

Min: $1.00 T($100,000 paid)

Frequently Asked Questions

Are payments refundable?

No. All contributions are final and strictly non-refundable. They represent digital micro-payments for ranking and entertainment.

Do I get real company stock or equity?

Absolutely not. There is no equity, no shares, no dividends, and no financial return of any kind.

Are investor names and X handles verified?

No. Handles and display names are self-reported free text and are not identity-verified.